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Så greia er at jeg testet Champions Online en liten periode, og i løpet av den lille perioden fant jeg ut at jeg ikke var interessert i å spille det, eller betale for det lenger. Champions Online som de fleste andre MMO spill har en spørreundersøkelse på slutten hvor de blant annet lurer på hvorfor du slutter.

Ett av valgene var pga ekteskaps problemer, eller noe sånt. Er en stund siden jeg skrev dette.

Suggestions to my marriage problems?

I'm not sure this is the right place to talk about it to be honest, but hey, don't they say that it helps to write about your problems?

So. Lets start with the Sex. We should start having sex again, i miss it.

Seriously!

The first week was fine, i can i go a week, that's no problem! She can be a bit bitchy at times and i know how to deal with myself. It happens.

But now, god! Now it's been a month or so, and i can't even remember the last time. And it's like she's teasing me, walking around the house, wearing nothing but a bikini, saying she's getting a tan or whatever. I don't believe it! It's fracking October now! She wants it! She's just being a bitch!

Frack it! Now I'm all angry, horny and angry! Maybe i should just divorce the bitch. Move, start a new life, in a new town. That would be awesome!

Or maybe i could fake my own death, that would be even more awesome! There's been a lot of shows talking about it recently. Most people get caught because they don't manage to live a completely new life. They contact old friends and stuff. And if someone is trying to find you, and you do ANYTHING stupid like contacting old friends, well, then your fracked.

But how would you fake it? I Saw this one guy who faked drowning. It worked like i freaking charm, family got the insurance and everything. In this case i want the insurance, that bitch ain't getting nothing! How do you do that? I can't really change it now, if i change my insurance now and fake my death shortly after, that's gonna be suspicious. It's like when she stands there with her strap-on telling me it's gonna be good.

That reminds me, we need more lube. And milk. And maybe a sixpac. I should write a list.

But I'll do that later. Now I'm wondering what my problems really are? I'm living the suburban life, wife, family car, no children yet. Not ready for that shit yet, only got the house and car cause the wife wouldn't stop bitching about it. Steady job. So whats wrong? Why isn't this working? Maybe I should just think a bit more about it. I honestly have no clue.

I think this writing about it thing actually helps, i actually feel a bit better now.

Maybe i won't divorce her, maybe things will be better after this, maybe I'm a psycho and in need of some help, who knows. All i know is that this game is part of what fracks up my life, and that it can't continue like this. For all i know, she could be out now buying a bigger strap-on.

To the person reading this, sorry to waste your time! I'm quitting because I'm playing AION. I know there's a "witch MMO are you playing instead" field here, and I'm sorry I didn't use it, but wasn't this more fun?

Hope you have a nice day!

 Snodig nok spiller jeg ikke AION lenger. Heller ikke hørt noe fra Champions Online i etterkant.